Waiting tables is probably the most humbling experience I have ever been through. With every new table, every couple, every family, every group of teenagers, a waitress gets a new set of bosses.. a new set of people who think it’s ok to give her their best dirty looks and maltreatment. You don’t get a servant very often. It’s very important to utilize this time wisely. Make sure you make her get you enough drinks, and make sure you fuss at her when you forgot to bring your ranch or your 15th piece of garlic bread. She’s probably not doing anything else anyway.
It’s really great, because just when you think you’ve really ruined her day, you reduce her worth to a mere $2.35.
